‘SHUT UP’ LureReign screamed as loudly as possible. He picked up the cage with smurfs and shook it. The smurfs cried in fear and tried not to hurt themselves.
‘Yeah, this will make you quiet, stupid blue creatures’ LureReign teased, and put the cage back where it stood, in the middle of a dark dungeon at one of the lowest floors of his stronghold ‘You’ll never make another noise again, or I will boil you and put you in my soup’
‘Why us?’ one of the smurfs cried with his high-pitched voice.
‘Because you annoyed me with your painful happiness, always appearing on television and touring the countries…especially the nation of Rrrather…’ LureReign spat.
‘Why can’t we bring you happiness?’ Smurfette asked.
‘NO! NOW SHUT UP!’ the demon yell…Read more >
‘So, where must we go?’ Mimismurf asked her companions. They were wandering through the streets of the capital city, ‘Homepage’.
The Earl of Anime spoke first. ‘As the king has already told us, LureReign resides in a stronghold close to France. We’ll eventually have to outsmart him, because his army is quite big and he is probably guarding the smurfs very well.’
‘Does he have any owl- er, allies?’ Peritwinkle asked.
‘That’s the point, we don’t know’ WhiteChocolate said ‘It seems that prince Svamp of Sweden somewhat sympathizes with LureReign, as well as Count Greyg of Romania, but we are never certain. Sometimes prince Svamp is bashing us and our nation, but sometimes he has very reasonable things to say. The king always says he’s a…Read more >
Once upon a time, in the happy, joyful kingdom of Rrrather lived king Alexw and queen Jomarc together in peace and harmony. Their citizens, although different in opinions, lived happily together and killed their time by answering each other’s questions, having conversations and checking each other out. Overall, the kingdom of Rrrather was a marvellous place to live in.
One day, a girl arrived at the Rrroyal palace. She wanted to go in, but she was stopped by the guards. They were holding axes and were frowning at the girl.
‘Please, gentlemen,’ she said with a soft voice ‘I need to speak with the king and queen. It’s urgent – it’s a matter of life and death’
‘Yeah?’ said one of the guards, gripping onto his spear ‘Well, you…Read more >